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Re: What is the funniest office joke you have ever heard?

#1 Postby Namita » Mon Oct 13, 2014 2:55 pm

:D :lol: :D :lol:
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Re: What is the funniest office joke you have ever heard?

#2 Postby Namita » Wed Oct 08, 2014 3:07 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What is the funniest office joke you have ever heard?

#3 Postby Shivani » Sat Sep 20, 2014 11:55 am

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#4 Postby Shivani » Sat Sep 20, 2014 11:41 am

A man found Rs 100/-

He went to a Five Star Hotel for dinner there, his bill was Rs.3000

When he said that he has only Rs.100 then Manager handed him to police.

He gave Rs.100 to police and went free..

It's called Financial Management !!

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#5 Postby Shivani » Wed Sep 17, 2014 10:10 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What is the funniest office joke you have ever heard?

#6 Postby Shivani » Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:14 am

Cut to cut

Boss: "Where you have been for the past one hour"?

Worker: "I went to get my hair cut".

Boss: "What? You got your hair cut during company time".

Worker: "It grew during company time".

Boss: "Not all the hair".

Worker: "I didn’t get it all cut". :lol: :lol: :lol:

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#7 Postby worldemart0 » Fri Aug 08, 2014 10:42 am

These jokes are really very nice.

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#8 Postby Shivani » Thu Jul 24, 2014 12:18 pm

Engineer Vs Management

A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost.

She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below: Excuse me, can you help me?

I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.


Man below replied: You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41 degree North latitude & 59 degree West longitude.

Lady: You must be an engineer.

Man: How do you know?

Lady: Everything you told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I'm still lost.

Engineer: You must be in Top Management.

Lady: Ya. How do you know?

Engineer: You don't know where you are or where you're going.

You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, & you expect people beneath you to solve your problems..!!

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Re: What is the funniest office joke you have ever heard?

#9 Postby Shivani » Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:43 am

Family's Introduction!!!

A villager from UP is introducing his family:

1. Ye hai hamaari biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!!

2. Ye hai hamaara beta.... Facebook Kumar... Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai...!!!

3. Ye hai hamaari bitiya .... Twitter Kumari... Poori colony isko follow karti hai...!!!

4. Ye hain hamaari Ammaji..
Whatsapp Mata- pura din bud bud karti rehti hai..!

5. Aur hum, Orkut Kumar... Hamka koi puchhta hi nahi...!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: What is the funniest office joke you have ever heard?

#10 Postby Deepeshisbs » Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:01 am

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh, “what starting salary were you looking for?”

The candidate said, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”

The HR Person said, “Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years – say, a red Corvette?”

The Engineer sat up straight and said, “Wow!!! Are you kidding?”
And the HR Person said, “Certainly, …but you started it.”


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